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Post by Dee on Jun 12, 2011 22:44:01 GMT -6
Pretty self-explanatory. Corrupt the wish of the person above you.
Ex:
Person 1: I wish for a bouquet of daisies.
Person 2: Wish granted, but you're also deathly allergic to daisies. I wish for a puppy.
And so on.
Wish granted, but it's teething. And rabid. And big as a horse.
I wish for a Tom Collins.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 12, 2011 22:48:56 GMT -6
Wish granted, but you get the character from RENT. He will sing loudly at all hours of the night.
I wish for a t-shirt.
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Post by Dee on Jun 12, 2011 22:50:51 GMT -6
Wish granted, but it's one of those crop-cut numbers from the early 90's. You also get a barrette festooned with shoelaces and a slap bracelet.
I wish I'd win the lottery.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 12, 2011 22:53:56 GMT -6
Wish granted, but the economy is so bad that taxes just shot up astronomically in your tax bracket. You get to buy Uncle Sam's wardrobe.
I wish to get a drum kit.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 12, 2011 22:58:18 GMT -6
Wish granted, but it's got holes all over and a rat's nest in the bass drum.
I wish I to go to Harry Potter world.
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Post by Dee on Jun 12, 2011 23:02:18 GMT -6
Wish granted, but the line for that section of the park is 14 hours long like it was on opening day when I went. You can't go to any other part of Islands of Adventure, either, because there are security blockades preventing you from cutting the line for Harry Potter world.
I wish to eat at Fuddrucker's.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 12, 2011 23:04:17 GMT -6
Wish granted, but they are out of hamburgers, the whole reason you went there in the first place.
I wish to visit the zoo.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 12, 2011 23:12:00 GMT -6
Wish granted, but once you get there it is storming, you get soaked and you couldn't see one single animal except for the sadly sopping monkeys and birds in the cages.
I wish for a new cell phone.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 12, 2011 23:50:29 GMT -6
Wish granted, but the ringtone is set to a twangy country music number and cannot be changed. The vibration is unreliable, so your forced to hear twangy country awfulness when you get a call.
I wish to become more organized.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 12, 2011 23:58:30 GMT -6
Wish granted, but now you're so OCD you can't do anything; all items must stay in their correct places. And then you wonder what the point of having all that stuff is if you aren't using it, so you throw it all away, and you sit in an empty room wondering wtf just happened!
I wish he would put a ring on it.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 13, 2011 0:20:43 GMT -6
After much delay, expectation, and eventually need, he finally put a ring on it. You're not really sure why it took so long, such a simple gesture to show that he's committed to making you happy. Unfortunately, it is the shower curtain, which had been needing some new rings after a few of the old ones broke.
I wish I could have gone to Hogwarts.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 13, 2011 0:42:50 GMT -6
BAHAHAHAHA!!! That was awesome.
Wish granted, but you have to re-do school and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named sicked his werewolf on you. It's much worse than what Bill Weasley ended up with. You poor thing...
I wish I had my own apartment still.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 13, 2011 0:52:29 GMT -6
Thanks! It was the first non-finger ring I could think of. Wish granted, but you'll find on move-in day that the walls are thinner than you remember and the new neighbor has just taken up the drums. Although an electronic kit would allow him to play without everyone's blood pressure rising, all he could afford was a three-piece acoustic set. Also, the upkeep has been on the downslide and you are initially outnumbered by insects. Those that annoying arhythmic snare hits haven't driven off. (Note: I did not model the neighbor after my own abilities. I am a drum machine...) I wish I had a personal supply of chocolate.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 13, 2011 1:58:53 GMT -6
Wish granted, but it melts away before you get to eat any and you discover tons of bugs in it.
I wish I could see.
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Post by Dee on Jun 13, 2011 7:01:41 GMT -6
Wish granted, but all you can see is Rush Limbaugh 24/7.
I wish you would not grant me this wish.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 13, 2011 9:28:30 GMT -6
Wish granted anyway. BOO-YA!
I wish I had a pony.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 13, 2011 23:25:13 GMT -6
Wish granted, but the jockeys for the newly invigorated horse racing industry have snatched up all the real ponies, so you get a plastic replica. Lo siento.
I wish I could perform in an improv troupe.
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Post by awesomeautumn on Jun 15, 2011 16:41:19 GMT -6
Wish granted but the myriad of fat jokes that follows has a very angry and hungry slimmed down Drew Carey ready to make a meal out of you.
I wish I could control the weather
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Post by Dee on Jun 15, 2011 17:09:58 GMT -6
You can, at the cost of your will. I control the weather through you. You are struck by lightning.
I wish I were impervious to papercuts.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 15, 2011 22:52:58 GMT -6
Wish granted, but now your skin is super thick and you appear to be obese.
I wish I had a new computer.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 16, 2011 0:28:33 GMT -6
Wish granted, I'll even get you a Mac! Sadly, in this economy all I can afford to get you is a 1984 Macintosh 128K. Good luck running software and saving to floppy disks! I wish I had the money to buy new clothes.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 16, 2011 12:54:43 GMT -6
lol!!
Wish granted but they have holes over your nipples.
I wish I was in Scotland.
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Post by witisrich on Jun 16, 2011 14:11:51 GMT -6
Wish granted, but you end up in the most rural part of the country, around the 20 people who still speak Gaelic exclusively. When you don't understand them, they get annoyed and punish you with loud bagpipe music.
I wish I were taller.
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Post by caseylefay on Jun 17, 2011 12:59:32 GMT -6
(I would totally enjoy that!!)
Wish granted, but your ass expands horizontally as much as you do vertically!
I wish I had a car that worked.
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Post by awesomeautumn on Jun 17, 2011 13:16:52 GMT -6
wish granted unfortunately it is an RC car and guess who is holding the remote control...BWAHAHAHA
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